In Retail Rumble, you’re the proud new owner of a shop in a strange world where people speak entirely in rock, paper, and scissors.

Unfortunately, opening day isn’t going smoothly. Customers are flooding in, and most of them are angry. In this society, complaints aren't handled with words... they’re settled with a throw. Rock. Paper. Scissors.

As upset shoppers rush toward you, it’s up to you to defuse each confrontation. Press J, K, or L to throw your hand and win the argument. Win, and the customer leaves happy. Lose, and… well, let’s just say you might get thrown out of your own store.

Keep dodging, keep throwing, and keep your cool. The store never closes, and the line of angry customers never ends. Can you survive the chaos and earn the highest score?

Made for GAMESEED 2025, Retail Rumble explores the theme “Old but New” by turning the age-old game of rock-paper-scissors into the ultimate customer service weapon.

Controls

How to Play

Credits

Fonts 

Kaph
by GGBotNet (OFL)
https://www.ggbot.net

Rusty Hooks
by Niskala Huruf (100% Free)
https://www.dafont.com/rusty-hooks.font

Sound Effects

Blinds_Opening, Kitchen-Drawer-4-Open_with_Silverware, UI_Quirky7, UI_Quirky18, UI_Quirky33
by Eric Matyas
https://www.soundimage.org/

click3, diceThrow1, rockHit1, woosh2
by Kenney (CC0)
https://www.kenney.nl/

Music

Country Romance
The Crazy Chef
by Eric Matyas
https://www.soundimage.org

Modules

Scene Manager
by glassbrick (MIT)
https://godotengine.org/asset-library/asset/1303

Stopwatch
by GustavoLR548 (MIT)
https://godotengine.org/asset-library/asset/2407

VHS and CRT Monitor Effect
by pend00 (CC0)
https://godotshaders.com/shader/VHS-and-CRT-monitor-effect